That’s the kind of stuff that gets you some serious cred on the playground.Īt the same time, however, I was still just a kid. So when some asshole called me a “poopbreath” during recess, I was able to counter with “you stupid fucking cocksucker.”
#Im gonna git you sucka how to
I saw Beverly Hills Cop when I was six years old, so when I started first grade not only did I know almost all the swear words, but I knew how to use them too. I saw the The Terminator when I was six and it gave nightmares about killer robots for a week, and after seeing the opening of The Thing  when I was still in kindergarten I was scared of my neighbor’s dog for I don’t know how long.īut other times it was a good thing (at least in my opinion). And if we weren’t doing that we were probably going to the the movie theater.Īnd it’s worth noting that my dad was a terrible censor when it came to choosing appropriate films for a small child to watch. Sometimes this was a bad thing. When I woke up in the morning, I would watch more movies before we went back to the video store where I would watch even more movies. Then I would go home with my dad and watch movies in his apartment with him until I fell asleep. For much of the 80s my parents were divorced, and it came time for me to visit my dad I would spend much of the dayin the store watching movies, from when I got there until when I left.
My father opened a video store in 1983, when I was just four years old. That’s right, the R-rated spoof of blaxploitation films was the favorite movie of nine-year-old me.Īllow me to explain how something like this happens. When I was a little kid, I’m Gonna Git You Sucka was one of my favorite movies of all-time.
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